Ok, so I was looking for a good Saturday quote a little while ago. Instead of a good Saturday quote, I came across this Saturday Night Live quote. It has nothing to do with writing, unless you’re writing about baby duck hats.
I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It’s a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy