Saw this ad posted on my local Craigslist job section today and just had to chuckle.
elderly man is looking for a woman to help with personal care. prefer a young single woman who is inexperienced and willing to train in alternative (non medical) methods of care. learn reflexology and tactile stimulation which eliminates medicines. help with shower, foot care and use of electric massagers. easy to learn and no lifting is required. part time with flexible hours.